ALT Candidates Rejected After Testing Positive at…
Roughly A Hundred ALT Candidates Rejected By Frontierless Ltd. After Testing Positive For Excessively High Extraversion, Deemed Incompatible With The Japanese School Environment TOKYO — […]
American ALT Who Grew Up Fleeing Kudzu Apocalypse Now Assigned To Kyoto School Whose God, Mascot, And Lunch Menu Are All Kudzu
Cody Whittaker, 24, fled Georgia to escape the vine that haunted his childhood. He is now ALT at Kudzu Elementary School, Kyoto, where the patron deity is a kudzu kami and the children call themselves Kudzu-ko.
BREAKING: Takaichi Government Mandates TikTok Dance Videos for ALT Visa Renewals, Dispatch Companies Ordered to Prove “Happiness & Social Integration”
New Immigration Directive Requires ALTs to Perform Synchronized Dances With a “Pretty Japanese Girl” to Counter “Problematic Foreigner Clustering” The policy is openly acknowledged internally […]
Dispatch Company Cites “Inappropriate Internet Usage” to Terminate ALT Who Found Principal’s Work Email in Epstein Leaks
Handler confirms the decision isn’t about the Principal’s potential crimes, but rather the ALT’s “rude” violation of the school’s strict strict ‘No WikiLeaks’ policy. […]
From a casual revelation made after six nama biru to financial independence, the incredible story of William ALT in Japan.
HATOMACHI, SHIGA PREFECTURE A seemingly innocent bonenkai (year-end party) invitation has unearthed a shocking truth about the precarious financial situation of some Assistant Language Teachers […]
2026, the end of the ALT era.
Tokyo, November 13, 2025 Following a scandal that officials are calling “the most embarrassing labor meltdown since the fax machine ban proposal,” the Japanese government […]
Ant Horrified After Metamorphosing into Assistant Language Teacher in His Sleep
TOKYO – An ant, identified as Worker #734 of the local Formica japonica colony, experienced a terrifying and inexplicable transformation overnight, awakening to find himself a […]
They Contacted the FBI After an ALT Vanished for a Ten Days Family Trip
Summer break in Japan, with no work scheduled during an 18 day period, American ALT Brad Thompson took the opportunity to return home for ten […]
5 things to know about Sanae Takaichi, Japan’s first female prime minister
Japan’s newly appointed Prime Minister, Sanae Takaichi, the first woman to assume the role, represents an unapologetically ultraconservative agenda, upholds outdated gender norms, and harbors […]
「また機会があったら、ぜひお越しくださいね。」and he did it…
Picture this: Stuart Brickowski, a 24ish Assistant Language Teacher (ALT) fresh off the JET Programme from Cincinnati, Ohio, arrives in Japan with dreams bigger than […]