2026, the end of the ALT era.
Tokyo, November 13, 2025 Following a scandal that officials are calling “the most embarrassing labor meltdown since the fax machine ban proposal,” the Japanese government […]
Scandals
「また機会があったら、ぜひお越しくださいね。」and he did it…
Picture this: Stuart Brickowski, a 24ish Assistant Language Teacher (ALT) fresh off the JET Programme from Cincinnati, Ohio, arrives in Japan with dreams bigger than […]
Donald Trump Confirms Plan to Annex The “Kinky” Region
After Canada and Greenland, the former U.S. president has now set his sights on the Kinky Region of Japan, declaring his intent to bring this […]
Forgotten JET ALT Found After 9 Years in School Locker Room
Shock and Confusion in Wasure-Machi Wasure-Machi residents are stunned and bewildered after an incredible discovery at Dai Ni Shougakkou Elementary School this past weekend. A […]
He Keeps Bowl of Ramen in Fridge for Three Days, Reheats in Microwave
Head Teacher’s Disturbing Behavior Unveiled: ALTs’ Violations Lead to Immediate Deportation In a shocking turn of events, Gabriel Fernando Torres, a Head Teacher with four […]