ALT Candidates Rejected After Testing Positive at…
Roughly A Hundred ALT Candidates Rejected By Frontierless Ltd. After Testing Positive For Excessively High Extraversion, Deemed Incompatible With The Japanese School Environment TOKYO — […]
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Dispatch Company Cites “Inappropriate Internet Usage” to Terminate ALT Who Found Principal’s Work Email in Epstein Leaks
Handler confirms the decision isn’t about the Principal’s potential crimes, but rather the ALT’s “rude” violation of the school’s strict strict ‘No WikiLeaks’ policy. […]
From a casual revelation made after six nama biru to financial independence, the incredible story of William ALT in Japan.
HATOMACHI, SHIGA PREFECTURE A seemingly innocent bonenkai (year-end party) invitation has unearthed a shocking truth about the precarious financial situation of some Assistant Language Teachers […]
2026, the end of the ALT era.
Tokyo, November 13, 2025 Following a scandal that officials are calling “the most embarrassing labor meltdown since the fax machine ban proposal,” the Japanese government […]
Ant Horrified After Metamorphosing into Assistant Language Teacher in His Sleep
TOKYO – An ant, identified as Worker #734 of the local Formica japonica colony, experienced a terrifying and inexplicable transformation overnight, awakening to find himself a […]
5 things to know about Sanae Takaichi, Japan’s first female prime minister
Japan’s newly appointed Prime Minister, Sanae Takaichi, the first woman to assume the role, represents an unapologetically ultraconservative agenda, upholds outdated gender norms, and harbors […]
「また機会があったら、ぜひお越しくださいね。」and he did it…
Picture this: Stuart Brickowski, a 24ish Assistant Language Teacher (ALT) fresh off the JET Programme from Cincinnati, Ohio, arrives in Japan with dreams bigger than […]
For or Against the Expression “Bob’s Your Uncle”?
Is the phrase “Bob’s your uncle” still welcome in international conversations, or should it be tossed into the linguistic dustbin? As always, the Shirogumi Shimbun […]
Donald Trump Confirms Plan to Annex The “Kinky” Region
After Canada and Greenland, the former U.S. president has now set his sights on the Kinky Region of Japan, declaring his intent to bring this […]
The 27-year-old female ALT Who Wanted “Just a Normal Guy with a Sense of Humor” Ended Up with a Tattooed, Muscle-Bound DJ
Emma, 27, had always been the perpetually single one in her friend group. She never thought of herself as picky, just looking for “a simple […]